Tag: cryptic crosswords

  • Viz and Private Eye

    An unlikey connection

    I frequently struggle with cryptic crosswords. I don’t always (or often) finish them, but I don’t struggle enough to completely abandon all hope. The private Eye crossword is supposed to be one of the easier cryptics. The Times is the standard in difficult crosswords – they even have a Latin crossword sometimes.

    The recent edition had this clue as 9 down, which was one of the rare ones I got almost immediately. The black-out is where I wrote the answer. I usually do this before I fill in a clue so that I can check that other solutions match letters.

    How to solve this logically? As with all cryptics, there are two parts to the clue. One is a straight clue, the other is a riddle to get to that straight clue. Part of the fun (yes, fun) is working out which bit is the straight clue. This is usually either the first or last part of the clue, but you don’t know which and you also don’t know where the straight clue finishes and the cryptic starts.

    In this case, the straight clue could be ‘Foreign’, ‘foreign minister’ or perhaps ‘is on right’. But ‘is on right’ politically, driving on the right or on the right hand?

    Knowing how cryptics work after many years, the last part flags that there will be some word-building needed. The phrase ‘that is’ signals that the letters ‘ie’ will be used. ‘On the right’ means, for a down clue, that the other letters will be on top of ‘r’. So the word ends ‘ier’, and the ‘foreign minister’ is the straight clue.

    The ‘scurrilous comic’ is the first part of the cryptic. Comic can mean a couple of things, it could be the name of a comedian or a paper comic. From the title of this post, you might have guessed that the word ‘viz’ is in the answer.

    I first read Viz back in 1988 when I was at 6th form. Even then, it wasn’t as funny as it used to be. After a few years I stopped getting it very frequently, though my parents bought me a Viz annual in the 90’s. They had no idea what was inside until my dad and my uncle (who were both about 60 at the time) read the annual and were both shocked and very amused by Buster Gonad1.

    Scene from a photo strip story in Viz issue 48. A young man is looking disappointed at his exam results, saying "I won't even get into Loughborough with these results. All I've got is one ungraded CSE... in woodwork"
    From Viz 48 (July 1991). I did my first degree at Loughborough and I thought this was hilarious.

    So the assembled cryptic is ‘viz..ie..r’, or ‘vizier’, the name for a dignitary from Persia and the surrounding region. I’m pretty sure the first time I heard of a vizier was in a pantomime – probably Aladdin – where the baddie was the vizier. Indeed, Jafar was the vizier in the 1992 Disney film of Aladdin.

    After two weeks I haven’t finished this one, and will need to wait for the next edition to find the answer to 15 down: You might claim booze is from Iceland – I’m dubious (9). I think it’s an anagram of ‘Iceland Im’ (the word ‘dubious’ indicates an anagram), but other than that, I don’t know.

    1. “He’s got his knackers in a wheelbarrow!” ↩︎
  • Game over!

    Game over!

    Heath Way Prints design.

    This was a cryptic crossword clue I thought of some time ago, and realised recently it would make a good t shirt/ mug/ mouse pad etc.

    Canva design

    I think it took me about 20 minutes to do this, all in Canva. Deciding on the fonts to use was the tricky part. What I really wanted for the ‘Game Over’ part was the sort of font used in Rollerball1 and throughout the 1970s to indicate that a computer was involved. There is a font called Rollerball, though Westminster is also available for Word, but I couldn’t work out how to get that in to Canva. So I used Retropix for the Game over, and HK Modular for the Olives left. A nice neon green, reminiscent of the old green screens I spent my early computer years staring at completed the text design.

    Example text for the Westminster font.

    The olives were taken from a Canva catalogue of designs. There were plenty of olive designs to choose from, the three green and one black in a cartoon style was the best, and similar to what I might have designed myself.

    Once I was happy with the design I downloaded it from Canva then uploaded it to RedBubble. Making sure the design looked right on all the products and writing the description and keywords still takes me some time, but I hope I’m getting better at this.

    I finished a social media marketing course in November, this taught me several things I had hoped to learn. How to build a website, the importance of keywords and how to do search engine optimisation. I’m still a beginner, but I now understand why you need to spend time doing the SEO, though the rules change all the time.

    Cryptic crosswords

    The clue I had knocking around was:

    Game over for oil producers? (6)

    The answer is ‘OLIVES’, because when you have no lives left you finish a game, and olives produce oil. The O and the zero look similar, and that’s how cryptic crossword clues work. I sometimes struggle with cryptics, I attempt the Private Eye one and sometimes I can finish it, other times I can’t get more than two clues.

    Another clue I made up a while ago:

    Advances in fantastic trousers (5,7)

    Comment if you know the answer.

    1. A 1975 film starring James Caan, featuring the titular ultra-violent sport and a lot of moody electronic music, set in the far-off dystopian future of 2018. ↩︎